🚂✨ All Aboard the Chaotic Conductor Express! ✨🚂

Filed by the Chaotic Conductor and the very tired Rail Mages

⏱ Stop Times Updated

• The Westbound line (Spawn → Eldermire) now lingers 10 seconds at each station, giving players just enough time to panic about forgotten tickets.

• At Spawn, the train waits a full 60 seconds for sleepy heroes to crawl out of bed and still catch it.

🚧 Eldermire Barricades

The Train Shop has closed its doors. Eldermire officials are stacking barricades of questionable design and shouting about “outsiders with too many potatoes.” If you’re holding potatoes, try not to look guilty.

⚙️ Ongoing Tinkering

Our engineers are still experimenting with train type, size, and possibly a version that scolds you in twelve languages if you jump on the roof. Further adjustments are coming.

💡 Traveler’s Wisdom

The train lives. The borders tighten. Chaos continues. Ride wisely, keep your tickets dry, and never trust a gremlin offering “express upgrades.”